You’re so fat nobody wants you.
You’re so ugly you’ll never get anybody.
You’re so useless nobody cares about you.
You’re so stupid nobody ever wants to talk to you, idiot.
You’re so untalented nobody would ever hire you.
you’re so horrible nobody wants to hear you’re voice. Just shut up.
What even a you, anyway? Go die.
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
EDIT: This got way more attention than I ever expected. There is now a blog, in case you would like some more manatees.
(via something-prettty)
(Source: andy-sexberg, via b-l-o-s-s-o-m-f-o-r-e-v-e-r)
So I had a biology exam, and all the way through this creepy guy was staring at my boobs. I was like omg and he was like O.O
